Taco Hell

It’s another heart breaker today as one North America’s biggest fast food chains, Taco Bell, has been to linked to more then 30 E Coli poisonings in New York and New Jersey. Apparently Taco Bell doesn’t use those really fresh and clean ingredients that they show you in the commercials. Now multiple people are being treated for what’s known as “the most dangerous strain of a bacterium normally found in animal and human digestive tracts.” All that for eating a cheesy gordita crunch (breathtaking) or a 7-layer (heavenly) , or a grilled stuffed burrito (scrumptulescent). I mean, this bacterium actually gives you bloody diarrhea, then causes your kidney’s to fail, and you die shitting yourself. Taco Bell…..more like Taco Hell.I probably should have seen this one coming. Last time I went to Taco Bell, my friend bites into his crunch wrap supreme, only to find a whole latex glove inside it. I mean how the hell can you assemble that and not realize your missing a glove?? We quickly brought it up to the counter and were awarded with cinnamon twists for our discovery of the missing glove. Pretty sweet deal huh?? Actually I should own that god damn Taco Bell, but I was wasted and they took advantage of my hunger with those delicious cinnamon twists. Bastards….

I know this is a major blow to Taco Bell lovers, stoners, and late night drunks, but do yourself a favor and give up the Bell for now. There’s plenty more to choose from when it comes to that genre of flavor. It’s a little place called Taco Del Mar, and sure they don’t have the hours and the low prices of Taco Bell, but what they lack there, they certainly make up for in taste, quality, and cleanliness. Definitely give it a shot if you’ve never been, I know they’re poppin up everywhere. Other then that, there’s still one of the greatest eateries of all time. A place that has basically been put on the endangered species of fast food chains. A place called White Castle…That’s all I’ll say about that because once I start talking about the Castle, there’s no stopping me. I got nothing but love for the Castle, seriously.

Sorry to break the news to anyone who didn’t know. This shouldn’t come as a shock to most of you. Here are some articles about this tragic news of events:

http://www.forbes.com/business/services/feeds/ap/2006/12/04/ap3227486.html

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=alF.DM6V_F_Q&refer=us

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~ by nolz on April 24, 2007.

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